Gay Cliques Census Results Infographic Presented by Noodles and Beef

An interactive infographic detailing the results of my survey on Gay Social Groups. Since the survey is on-going, results are updated live to provide the most accurate view possible.

Where do you fit in?

Not sure what clique you fall into? Find out which clique is your closest match by entering your stats. Try changing your age to see how that affects your social grouping.

Average You

Cubs

Cubs radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Cubs. Cubs candle stick chart.
  • Age: 26 years -6%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 209 lbs +7%
  • Waist: 36"
  • Hair: Very Hairy+8%
  • Density: Soft body

Twink

Twink radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Twink. Twink candle stick chart.
  • Age: 22 years -13%
  • Height: 5' 9"
  • Weight: 143.4 lbs -11%
  • Waist: 30" -5%
  • Hair: Totally Smooth-14%
  • Density: Soft body

Bears

Bears radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Bears. Bears candle stick chart.
  • Age: 37 years +12%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 239 lbs +15%
  • Waist: 39" +9%
  • Hair: Extremely Hairy+12%
  • Density: Chubby-8%

Otter

Otter radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Otter. Otter candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 161.3 lbs -6%
  • Waist: 31"
  • Hair: Very Hairy+9%
  • Density: Average Body

Gym Bunny

Gym Bunny radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Gym Bunny. Gym Bunny candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 163.5 lbs -6%
  • Waist: 31"
  • Hair: Totally Smooth-15%
  • Density: Muscly+6%

Pup

Pup radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Pup. Pup candle stick chart.
  • Age: 23 years -11%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 167.8 lbs
  • Waist: 32"
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Average Body

Chub

Chub radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Chub. Chub candle stick chart.
  • Age: 29 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 267.1 lbs +22%
  • Waist: 43" +14%
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Mostly Fat-16%

Muscle Bears

Muscle Bears radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Muscle Bears. Muscle Bears candle stick chart.
  • Age: 39 years +16%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 211.6 lbs +7%
  • Waist: 35"
  • Hair: Extremely Hairy+11%
  • Density: Toned+5%

Daddies

Daddies radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Daddies. Daddies candle stick chart.
  • Age: 48 years +31%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 198.3 lbs
  • Waist: 35"
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Soft body

Gym Rat

Gym Rat radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Gym Rat. Gym Rat candle stick chart.
  • Age: 35 years +9%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 180.1 lbs
  • Waist: 32"
  • Hair: Totally Smooth-11%
  • Density: Muscly+8%

Wolf

Wolf radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Wolf. Wolf candle stick chart.
  • Age: 34 years +7%
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 176.8 lbs
  • Waist: 33"
  • Hair: Extremely Hairy+12%
  • Density: Average Body

Gainer

Gainer radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Gainer. Gainer candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 243.4 lbs +16%
  • Waist: 42" +12%
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Mostly Fat-21%

Muscle Pup

Muscle Pup radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Muscle Pup. Muscle Pup candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 181.7 lbs
  • Waist: 32"
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Muscly+7%

Chaser

Chaser radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Chaser. Chaser candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 171.7 lbs
  • Waist: 33"
  • Hair: Less Hairy-5%
  • Density: Average Body

Bull

Bull radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Bull. Bull candle stick chart.
  • Age: 35 years +9%
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 323.2 lbs +38%
  • Waist: 35"
  • Hair: Extremely Hairy+23%
  • Density: Mostly Muscle+44%

Muscle Cub

Muscle Cub radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Muscle Cub. Muscle Cub candle stick chart.
  • Age: 28 years
  • Height: 5' 9"
  • Weight: 192.8 lbs
  • Waist: 34"
  • Hair: More Hairy+6%
  • Density: Toned

Average

Average radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as Average. Average candle stick chart.
  • Age: 29 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 186.6 lbs
  • Waist: 34"
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Average Body

None

None radar chart. Solid line is average, the shaded area is ~68% of people who identify as None. None candle stick chart.
  • Age: 29 years
  • Height: 5' 10"
  • Weight: 175.3 lbs
  • Waist: 33"
  • Hair: Average Hairiness
  • Density: Average Body

Clique Definitions

These radar charts show the physical features of the average person in each clique. The solid line represents the average while the shaded portion is one standard deviation above and below the mean. This represents about 70% of everyone who identifies with that clique.

Attraction by Cliques

This heatmap show attraction by cliques. Clique Percents shows the percentage of people who identified as a clique (horizontal) that are attracted to another clique (vertical). From Average takes these results and normalizes them from the average attraction percent. You can read more about this graph on my blog, or see it applied to geographic region and attraction by age.

AverageMuscle BearsOtterCubsBearsDaddiesMuscle PupTwinkGym BunnyWolfGym RatPupChubBullGainerChaserNone
Muscle Bears38%
45
84
4
42
18
56
16
54
-5
33
13
52
-17
21
-12
26
8
46
-0
38
5
43
0
38
-15
23
-11
28
9
47
-12
27
Otter34%
-11
23
44
77
1
34
-2
32
-8
26
-12
22
-12
22
-12
22
7
41
-18
16
5
39
-10
24
31
65
-25
9
-16
18
-5
29
Cubs29%
-4
25
-1
28
40
69
23
52
-5
24
-8
21
-17
12
-23
6
-3
26
-21
8
3
32
15
44
22
50
14
42
20
48
-11
17
Bears28%
3
31
-2
26
28
56
42
70
-4
24
-5
23
-14
14
-22
6
-7
21
-19
9
2
30
14
42
-13
15
20
48
40
68
-13
15
Daddies27%
7
34
2
29
10
37
12
39
7
34
0
27
-4
23
-11
16
-1
26
-6
21
9
36
-2
25
-19
8
-14
13
10
36
-7
20
Muscle Pup27%
12
39
3
30
-4
23
-8
19
-4
23
45
72
-4
23
10
38
7
34
11
38
23
50
-9
18
48
75
-17
11
-15
12
-6
21
Twink30%
-20
11
-4
26
-14
17
-17
13
2
32
-10
21
33
63
3
33
-8
23
-6
24
-3
27
-2
28
-21
9
-11
19
-22
8
2
32
Gym Bunny27%
-5
23
-3
24
-13
14
-18
9
-16
12
16
43
11
38
55
82
-3
24
16
43
1
29
-7
21
-22
6
-17
10
-20
7
-1
27
Wolf20%
1
21
14
34
1
21
1
21
-3
16
5
25
-9
11
-7
12
53
72
-6
14
8
28
-9
10
-14
6
-11
8
-4
15
-5
15
Gym Rat22%
5
27
-2
19
-9
13
-14
8
-4
18
19
40
1
23
23
44
2
23
53
75
-2
20
-7
15
-13
8
-11
11
-12
9
-2
20
Pup15%
-3
13
3
18
1
16
-2
14
5
20
6
22
-5
10
-5
10
3
18
-8
7
38
53
-4
11
53
68
-8
7
-10
5
-4
12
Chub9%
-5
5
-5
5
8
18
5
14
-6
4
-5
4
-5
5
-8
1
-7
3
-8
2
-2
7
31
41
-1
8
56
65
48
58
-5
4
Bull5%
9
14
2
8
9
14
8
14
-1
4
9
14
-1
4
-0
5
9
14
2
7
10
15
6
12
25
30
11
16
16
21
-1
5
Gainer5%
2
7
-2
3
6
11
2
7
-5
1
1
6
-2
3
-3
2
-1
4
-3
2
0
5
16
21
7
12
75
80
26
31
-2
3
Chaser4%
1
5
-3
1
9
13
15
20
1
5
-2
2
-2
2
-3
1
1
6
-4
1
-0
4
32
37
32
36
26
30
6
11
-2
3
Looks don't matter9%
-6
3
-1
8
-2
7
-2
7
-1
8
-5
4
-1
8
-3
6
3
12
-5
4
-1
8
4
13
-8
1
-2
7
-4
5
20
29
Distribution of Tops and Bottoms

Tops and Bottoms

The candle stick chart below shows the distribution of Tops and Bottoms in each clique. Anything above or below the dotted line means that someone from that clique is (on average) more likely to be a top or a bottom. The pie chart to the left shows the overall distribution of Tops and Bottoms. Read more here or see how age, height and weight factor into this.

Distribution of Tops and Bottoms across cliques.

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